Empire Massage & Waxing

Dec 2023

12/11/23 After some consideration and time to reflect on this business Empire Massage&Waxing, I will not give this business an immediate failing grade. However, there are a number of things to go over about this business and its location. Considering when I found it on Yelp by chance, the address did not say which floor the business is on. This made it harder to locate. So let's get the first problem corrected for our future Yelp clients. 11166 Fairfax Blvd Fairfax Virginia 22030 (5th Floor Inside Room 500 Perfect Office, Suite 49, Turn Right And Walk Like A Man, As Fast You Can, And Make To Your Appointment On Time. Its at the end of Katy Hennessey Studios) If you found the address on Google the address of 500 might be clear to some. Evidently, I didn't get the memo. I checked out Empire Massage&Waxing and saw very little information on prices for services. Infact, if you read the small print, you are told this..."The price of each session will be discussed directly with each provider, as it may vary depending on your requirements and the duration of the session." Yeah, now read between the lines and it tells this..., every possible Rose Granger-Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy might be given a different price by each therapist at He Who Must Not Be Named. If this is the case, you might be slapping yourself in the back of the head thinking "I shouldn't done that, I shouldn't done that." Whether you are or you're not on bended knee, you can get that dirt off your shoulder and learn another lesson from the E... Empire Massage&Waxing offers 60, 90 and 120 Minutes of pure joy and relaxation. Prices yet to be determined of course. Oh, but wait!?, there's more! I called and found out some prices, but they could change like Run Around Sue. Nevertheless, here it is. And remember now, don't quote me boy, 'cause I ain't said $h!t... 60mins = 120 in McLean for Natasha. 60min=$180 in McLean depending on who you get.(for me it was Natasha) Four Hands: 60mins in McLean with Natasha&Jennifer =$220 Okay, sounds nice eh?..Hold up, just wait a minute...do you see what I see? "Y'all gon' make me lose my mind Up in here, up in here." If you didn't catch what I was putting down, read the prices section again. As Buster Rhythms said, "Don't this $h!t make a homie wanna (Jump, jump...okay, that's not what he really said, but you get the point. If you still didn't catch what I wrote, here it is. This prices were given to me for a lady in McLean. Evidently there are two locations to this business and one is not located on their website. Will golly Wally, what are we supposed to do now? Relax your mind, let me take control, I tell where this other place is, it's pretty close. Evidently, one phone number leads to both locations. It just depends on where their at. Here is the other locations of Empire Massage&Waxing. 1340 Old Chain Bridge Rd 22101 (2nd Floor Suite 225) You'd Better Call Saul and set up an appointment first. Walkins/unscheduled appointments could end the same way as the soldiers in Ninja Gaiden 3 Razor's Edge...specifically Ayane's massage appointment. (Yes, I picked Razors Edge for a reason. More weapon options if you must know) Finally, If you haven't noticed yet, this business talks about waxing. If you looked at the website, you may notice the prices for this isn't listed. Mmm, something strange is going on. I could call and find out, but from what I have seen and heard, I am left with the notion each lady or male will quote their own price. These prices could be high my friend. I have visited the Fairfax location, but alas, no one was home. I survived the fall Hans Gruber could not, but I was left disappointed. I will most like try this place out dispite not passing judgment on the BUSINESS photos left on Empire Massage&Waxing on Yelp. OH!, one more thing about this business. It is the second Latina Massage&Waxing place I have come across. It is what I find intriguin