K Wellness

Oct 2022

*This is a review on what I found on their website and from talking on the phone with The Woman* 10/20/22 From what I have seen on their website, massage is not on the table. Fact of the matter is this...this business doesn't call what they do massage. They offer Body Rubs....however, when I revisited the website, I saw they do offer body massage. Confusing, but okay. You might be wondering what's the difference? Let me break it down for you real quick. Massage Differences: Massage Therapist: normally go to school to learn about the human anatomy. Knowledge about techniques; as well, the number of hours you have to aquire to become certified Massage Therapist. This is no easy task, can be rewarding to those who achieve it. Body Rubs: can be do by anyone...this includes Kim Wexler and Saul Goodman. There is no skill learned for the body rubber except experience and pure luck. The customer has no earthly way knowing which direction they are going. The body rubber could attempt to do massage therapy, but without training, you could end up being hurt. You might not even know this until much later on. "So yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing." On the other hand, you could find someone good as Zeus on top of Mt. Olympus and your good as gold. Like kiss Ms. Khaleesi on Game Of Thrones. Oh Yeah. I think you get the point. If you didn't, here is another point you should know. On the website there is no list of prices for the services provided. I truly think this show be up there. It helps people make decisions. I will say the picture of the table shower looked cool. It certainly something more upscale than your normal shower head I have seen at other massage palors with table showers. I heard about this place on Elliott In The Morning. I heard this place doesn't massage ...ooops....I mean body rub women. Really? I will have to test this out. Okay, I got off the phone with someone and tried to set up an appointment. The woman seemed happy to set up an appointment with me, but when i said this would be for several women getting massages, she suggested I go to Massage Envy or another place. I asked if this place massages women and was told "yes. However, there is only one woman working and if a group of women come in, there will be nobody to service the men." This tells me they need more staff members. I am still willing to give this place the benefit of the doubt, but I would like to know what the hourly rates are. I got off the phone with the same lady as before and learned the hourly rate is $80. I am going to take a guess on 30min being anywhere between $50 or $60 per half hour. The lady informed again that there is only one woman working so if you are in a group, you are better off going to another place. This heavily implies that YOU CALL AND SET UP AN APPOINTMENT. Otherwise you could be waiting around for a while. The woman on the phone sounded as sweet as Bubbles from the Power Puff Girls. Her English language was good, but limited. Still, I appreciate the professionalism on the phone. She doesn't want people waiting around for long periods of time if there is only one female therapist. I will probably check this place out on Monday. I will have a review on the massage and location itself when I visit the place. Until that time. Three Star.