LA Fitness

Mar 2024

I'm never one to stay in one place for particularly long, being a former child psychic. Initially I couldn't figure out what bewitched me to enroll with this gymnasium; it was nothing like LA, but I will admit the facilities were clean and the clientele fit. 2 weeks into my residency I discovered more than just the swimmers were slender... There were Slender men in the locker room, and I don't mean the fit fellas; that gangly customer from the Internet with a blank slate. Five of them, just loitering by the changing stalls. Management seemed un-phased, and revoked my membership when I attempted to exorcise the beasts from the facilities. Despite being a former child psychic, I was ejected from the grounds. If you don't mind Slender-men, this might be a good chain gym for you.

Feb 2024

Didn’t think I was gonna be able to hoop here today but this guy Ryan absolutely came up in the clutch by giving me a day pass for the day and letting us go for free, Ryan you’re the best man appreciate it my boy ?.

Feb 2024

Came down from Windsor Ontario, Nice man named Ryan helped us out setting everything up and making this experience better. Me personally I would recommend this gym 10/10 stars if I could.