Naperville Painting Pros

Aug 2023

‍ "So I Drank the Orange Kool-Aid... and Survived! ‍ Alright, folks, gather 'round for a tale of epic sweat, neon vibes, and some seriously spunky workouts! I took a leap of faith and chugged the Orange Kool-Aid at Orange Theory of Naperville, and let me tell you, it's been a rollercoaster. First off, let's talk about the group workout scene. I walked in ready to embrace the burn with fellow fitness warriors, and boy, did I find my tribe. There's something strangely satisfying about sweating next to strangers-turned-motivation-mascots. It's like we're all in this together, sweating our way to glory and an extra slice of guilt-free pizza. Speaking of sweat, the workouts - they're like challenges from a fitness dimension I knew existed. I'm talking about, rowing, and treadmill escapades that make me question the life choices that led me here. But hey, ain't that the point? Each rep feels like a step closer to superhero status (or at least being able to open that stubborn pickle jar without help). The staff? Oh, they're like cheerleaders armed with computers. The office folks greet you with smiles, while the coaching crew transforms into supportive drill sergeants. And the Splat points they mention? Yeah, I'm still decoding that secret language, but hey, I'm collecting them like Pokemon cards and feeling pretty darn accomplished while doing it. Now, let's chat budgeting. Is Orange Theory a tad bit pricier than your average gym? Sure thing. But let me tell you, every bead of sweat is worth its weight in gold. And speaking of gold, I completed their Aug Marathon month - not gonna lie, I was hoping for a confetti parade or a marching band, but a pat on the back and an "atta-boy" sufficed. As I lace up for month 6 (yes, I survived 2 months, folks!), I can't help but wonder what kind of crazy cardio adventures lie ahead. Will I finally decipher the Splat points? Will I ever not trip on the treadmill? Who knows, but one thing's for sure: Orange Theory, you've got me hooked - and I'm not talking about those rowing machines. Stay tuned for more tales from the orange-sweat-soaked frontlines. Until next time, keep running, keep splatting, and most importantly, keep laughing through the burn!"

Nov 2021

Great workout every time. I've never been this regular to a gym. If you want consistency and are very competitive, orange theory is the place to be. The trainers are amazing and it really is the best hour of my day!

Feb 2020

Amazing! It's a program that works but it's expensive for someone like me. Totally worth it because you don't realize how quickly time passes and your workout is done!!