No zen. No glow. Just existential dread and a $60 receipt. I walked out and the wind whispered “L.” Even my shadow looked disappointed in me.
⭐ Final Rating: 1 star. Only because zero stars isn’t an option. Would rather get a massage from a sentient blender.
September 2025
Kevin is Amazing?? He really knows his stuff, this isn't your typical massage. He really understands the body and what he needs to do to work out the knotts.. he's kind and really does care that you leave feeling better. Highly recommend ??
September 2025
Kevin is very thorough and worked on all my trouble spots! I have been seeing a massage therapist for over a decade and have not had one as complete and meticulous as Kevin. He found every single trouble area and worked on it completely. If you are looking for someone who understands the human body and you need specific results, go see Kevin!
No zen. No glow. Just existential dread and a $60 receipt.
I walked out and the wind whispered “L.”
Even my shadow looked disappointed in me.
⭐ Final Rating: 1 star. Only because zero stars isn’t an option.
Would rather get a massage from a sentient blender.
Kevin is Amazing?? He really knows his stuff, this isn't your typical massage. He really understands the body and what he needs to do to work out the knotts.. he's kind and really does care that you leave feeling better. Highly recommend ??
Kevin is very thorough and worked on all my trouble spots! I have been seeing a massage therapist for over a decade and have not had one as complete and meticulous as Kevin. He found every single trouble area and worked on it completely. If you are looking for someone who understands the human body and you need specific results, go see Kevin!