The Barber's Lounge

Sep 2019

Best barber shop in LA. I think after I got a fresh cut by Jerry, I grew a foot of height and grew a inch of dick. After getting that fresh cut I had all the bitches on my dick. 10/10 would recommend.

Aug 2018

I figured I'd give this new place a try. I was glad I did because the barber gave me the best haircut I've ever had. Maybe too good. My haircut was so fresh and clean that I couldn't even walk 5 feet without the chicken heads at the club approaching me. Everywhere I go women won't leave me alone! Having a haircut this clean has proven itself a hazard to those around me. I have to ask people to maintain distance due to the razor sharp edges! Not to mention the jealousy it conjures in those around me. I've lost 2 friends because of this damn amazing haircut :/ I'll definitely be returning, albeit with a new suggestion to the barber - tone down the quality because I need to be able to live a normal and inconspicuous life, free from all the attention. So as a warning for those of you considering coming in for a haircut - buy a stick to carry with you. You'll need it to shoo away all the chicks!